Teehee

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• too_high_for_this@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “Wanna box for that?”

  “No, but I’ll wrestle you for dessert”

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  • SethTaylor@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Get outta here, Chandler! Go on! Get! Get on outta here, Chandler!

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• smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  How about a fork right now? That’d be knife of you.

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• Zephyr@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  When do I get off? Hopefully at the same time as you.

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• Mac@mander.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Been years since i had the privilege of spooning. Would be so nice.

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  • IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’m available this afternoon.

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    • ddplf@szmer.info ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      And then they kissed mwah mwah mwah and they were boys mwah mwah mwah and then they

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  • lIlIlIlIlIlIl@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Well at least we know why you treat people like a cunt in other threads, you’re taking your pain out on the world and others.

    Therapy works

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    • Mac@mander.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      If reflecting your own comments back at you is “treating people like shit” then i have bad news for you…

      Therapy works

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• akwd169@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “How the fuck else am I gunna eat it?”

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  • MML@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Image With a stroon

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    With your hands

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    • akwd169@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I never wash them

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• rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  And then the retail employee sighs inwardly at the “joke” she hears from a dozen aggravating boomer customers a week and has to keep a big customer-service smile on for.

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