Let me put you in a hospital-like environment. Thrive… THRIVE…! Why won’t you thrive?!!
Womp
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niktemadur@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Feathercrown@lemmy.world 3 days ago
FundMECFS@piefed.zip 2 days ago
Meanwhile actual hospitals being rife with secondary infections.
Sir_Premiumhengst@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Fucking lab bacteria. Oh not the right sugar, oh pH is slightly too sour, oh noes wrong phase of the moon. Fucking. A.
gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org 14 hours ago
they know you’re watching them so they don’t wanna do it. they’re shy >.<
espurr@sopuli.xyz 1 day ago
Spongebob!!
john_lemmy@slrpnk.net 3 days ago
Lab people, do you use a sponge to clean glassware? If so, how do you clean it?
akwd169@sh.itjust.works 3 days ago
MeowZedong@lemmygrad.ml 3 days ago
Nylon scrub brush, then bake it at 260°C for 5-6 hours so nothing survives.
Why 5-6 hours? Because no one in the lab knows how to reprogram the oven in Japanese.
Etterra@discuss.online 3 days ago
Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 days ago
Comet!
It makes your lips turn green!
Comet!
It tastes like Listerine!
Comet!
It’ll make you vomit!
So eat Comet and vomit today!
snoons@lemmy.ca 3 days ago
Pro tip: use a dirty sponge instead of agar in your petri dishes.