Knicks game has been going on for 2 hours now. Why aren't there any headline news stories about 20,000 people all storming towards him, and ripping his limbs off by force???

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• zbyte64@awful.systems ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Because the common folk is too poor to afford admission.

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  • SuiXi3D@fedia.io ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    More like bail, but I get you.

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• MrJameGumb@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Ripping his limbs off by force? You mean as opposed to him ripping his own limbs off voluntarily???

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  • A_norny_mousse@piefed.zip ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    No, as opposed to ripping his limbs off gently.

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  • jared@mander.xyz ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Yes please!

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• HubertManne@piefed.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  whose knick?

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  • A_norny_mousse@piefed.zip ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    OP’s

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• shweddy@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Dont joke like that you got me really excited

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• glimse@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  This question is exactly why I’ve been saying this community needs better moderation

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• wesker@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Pardon?

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  • Maybelline@lemmy.zip ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Maybe the next guy will

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    • turdburglar@piefed.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      good on ya

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• Mr_Wobble@thelemmy.club ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Absolutely.

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• remon@ani.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  What’s a Knicks game?

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    The worst thing you can possibly watch in the wide world of sports.

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    • thlibos@thelemmy.club ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Only a celtic’s game is worse.

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• Vince@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Maybe after the game

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• SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Sure, other people have to do something.

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• joeljoelle@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  What do you know the American badass tough guy freedom tea party patriot is just a big old toddler who wants a daddy.

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