Don't believe everything that you breathe

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• kersploosh@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  You get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve

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  • Buddahriffic@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    So shave your face with some mace in the dark

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    • Burninator05@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      And save all your food stamps and burn down a trailer park.

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• diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Knowing me my brain will be alive for a couple days or so listening to everyone talk shit about me and complain how I owe them money

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  • Phantaloons@piefed.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    There’s always that terrifying theory that if your brain slows down and dies, conciousness itself may elongate. One may spend eons of time in relative stillness before actual death, decades, who can say?

    Or not, I dunno.

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    • Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      eons of time in relative stillness

      Oh, don’t tease me with a bit of fucking peace and quiet!

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    • funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      well under anesthetic there was no experience of anything so I very much doubt it. My first general anesthetic was “proof” as much as proof can be that it doesn’t even go black, just that the thing that used to be you isn’t aware of anything any more.

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    • groet@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Eh, since your ability to perceive time is also bound to your brain, it would also slow down. So it would probably feel normal. Since every thought takes forever it might even feel like live around you is sped up and after 4 days in 10 seconds you are dead.

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  • Captainautism@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Um, how would your brain still live for a few days?

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    • diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I have a sleeping disorder. I assume it carries over into the afterlife for a while.

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  • Burninator05@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Rest comfortable knowing that there isn’t anything they can do to you to get it back.

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• Photonic@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Well good news then! Neurotransmitters are just molecules, they cannot shut down as such.

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  • s@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    They cease to transmit neuro

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    • Photonic@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Ahh yes, how could I forget

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• JetpackJackson@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Good song

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  • assertnull@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey

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    • JetpackJackson@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Butane in my veins and I’m out to cut the junkie

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• HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Just wait until you hear about the Boltzmann brain looollll

  (Probably not gonna happen but it’d be hilarious if it did)

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