When you realize the only skills that get rewarded in life are ass-kissing and bootlicking:

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• ceenote@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Don’t under sell backstabbing.

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• surewhynotlem@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  If that’s true, fellate your way to the top and change things. 🤷‍♂️

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• FiniteBanjo@feddit.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Have you tried being an unapologetic sociopath? Only works short term but man does it work.

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• kibblebits@quokk.au ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  I wish people got angry. They buy a gun and knee pads.

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• iamericandre@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I’ve never seen more ass kissing and bootlicking then when I got a corporate job

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  • zarathustrad@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I don’t always engage in ass kissing and bootlicking, but when I do, I rise up the corporate ladder until my skill set is no longer relevant.

    I then meet short term goals, while covering up my incompetent long term management until I take another promotion based on my aforementioned bootlicking.

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• gmtom@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Don’t forget manipulating

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• brownsugga@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Bullying people really works also

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