If you want cheats you need to pay
That crushing realization that life keeps leveling up in difficulty just like a video game, but forgot to include the cheat codes:
Submitted 5 weeks ago by beep@piefed.world to [deleted]
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WereCat@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 5 weeks ago
Money is always the best cheat code.
MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
My life is like a videogame, trying hard to beat the stage. All while I am still collecting coins…
MousePotatoDoesStuff@piefed.social 5 weeks ago
You don’t have access to cheat codes because you’re the character, not the player
Winter_Oven@piefed.social 5 weeks ago
World Tier has increased.
What? No, what…?
World Tier has increased.
Wait, stop!! I’m not even doing anything!?
World Tier has increased.
madmantis24@lemmy.wtf 5 weeks ago
Yeah, pretty much
red_tomato@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
The crushing realization when you can’t dodge roll away life’s problems
THE_GR8_MIKE@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
There are cheat codes. They’re just for the wealthy.
inclementimmigrant@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Sorry but when’s the last time we had games had built in cheat codes?
I’d say the current game of life matches the video game industry pretty well, it’s all pay to win and most of us don’t have the money to even finish the game.
fonix232@fedia.io 5 weeks ago
🔔 Neeeew achievement!
“Didn’t Ask For This DLC”
You have noticed that life keeps increasing in difficulty without providing additional save slots, cheat codes, or refund options. The developers are aware of the issue. They don’t care.
Reward: A loot box. It’s empty.
crunchy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 weeks ago
I’d be fine with a meaningful sense of progression over cheat codes.
And some equipment.
NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social 5 weeks ago
Sorry, it’s always been a microtransaction economy
Th4tGuyII@fedia.io 5 weeks ago
Oh there are cheat codes - you just have to be born rich enough to use them