If you want cheats you need to pay
That crushing realization that life keeps leveling up in difficulty just like a video game, but forgot to include the cheat codes:
Submitted 1 week ago by beep@piefed.world to [deleted]
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WereCat@lemmy.world 1 week ago
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 1 week ago
Money is always the best cheat code.
MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 1 week ago
My life is like a videogame, trying hard to beat the stage. All while I am still collecting coins…
MousePotatoDoesStuff@piefed.social 1 week ago
You don’t have access to cheat codes because you’re the character, not the player
Winter_Oven@piefed.social 1 week ago
World Tier has increased.
What? No, what…?
World Tier has increased.
Wait, stop!! I’m not even doing anything!?
World Tier has increased.
madmantis24@lemmy.wtf 1 week ago
Yeah, pretty much
red_tomato@lemmy.world 1 week ago
The crushing realization when you can’t dodge roll away life’s problems
THE_GR8_MIKE@lemmy.world 1 week ago
There are cheat codes. They’re just for the wealthy.
inclementimmigrant@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Sorry but when’s the last time we had games had built in cheat codes?
I’d say the current game of life matches the video game industry pretty well, it’s all pay to win and most of us don’t have the money to even finish the game.
fonix232@fedia.io 1 week ago
🔔 Neeeew achievement!
“Didn’t Ask For This DLC”
You have noticed that life keeps increasing in difficulty without providing additional save slots, cheat codes, or refund options. The developers are aware of the issue. They don’t care.
Reward: A loot box. It’s empty.
crunchy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 week ago
I’d be fine with a meaningful sense of progression over cheat codes.
And some equipment.
NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social 1 week ago
Sorry, it’s always been a microtransaction economy
Th4tGuyII@fedia.io 1 week ago
Oh there are cheat codes - you just have to be born rich enough to use them