Carwful who you judge

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• panda_abyss@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I think I’m having a stroke.

  These are words. I understand all of these words individually. Yet any three or more sequential words I don’t understand at all.

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  • nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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  • CallMeButtLove@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Same. I’ll take a stab at it without doing any research.

    I’m guessing Clavicular is a person, perhaps an influencer. I believe the implication is that the old crone he rated as a 4/10 was a witch who cursed him to wake up without a jaw because that would be ironic given his name.

    How’d I do?

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    • backalleycoyote@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I think I might have translated it for the older folks.

      “Dude was totally shreddin’ the game at the club when a bunch of weebs rolled up and harsh’d the vibe.

      So is it more gnarly to blow off the weebs while actin’ fly for the babes, or should he keep dropping poseur moves on the dance floor?”

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  • TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I needed help understanding this brave new world, and this breakdown by ABitFruity really helped:

    A longform leftist discussion on Clavicular: Clavicular Is a Symptom, Not The Cause (with F.D Signifier and Kat Tenbarge)

    The TLDR: Clavicular correctly identifies a real issue that we on the left have identified for decades, that society and people within society are implicitly biased towards a social definition of beauty, which Clavicular identifies as the “floor” of your potential. No matter how good you are at something, if there is a more beautiful person as good (or even less good) at the same thing, society will pick the “more beautiful” over the more capable every time. Literally, Claviculars analysis is the same critical analysis that results in policies like DEI, to try and undo some of this implicit bias that society has artificially baked in. Its just that their response isn’t to try and change or rage against that implicit bias, its to try and work within it, ie, look-maxing, to become the most beautiful person, so you start at the highest implicit social rung.

    Just watch two minutes of this clip. It captures the whole point: inv.nadeko.net/pvqBPkJIkmc?t=4693

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    • zikzak025@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Thank you for sharing the video. I ended up watching the whole thing and found myself of a similar mind as the presenters: he makes a lot of points that sound downright reasonable. I expected some vapid jock-type like you typically see on reality TV, but he’s able to articulate a lot of problems about our current society in ways that I can’t really refute. It’s just his solutions to those issues that are wrong.

      And I think that’s what makes his position as an influencer so dangerous. He’s speaking to the genuine lack of class mobility that Millennials through Gen Alpha have had to accept as reality, and “proving” his point through his own life. Sure he might die by the age of 40 with how unhealthy his lifestyle is. But I think a lot of people in the younger generations would likewise rather party it up to unhealthy degrees while young than work a menial dead-end job for 50 years, hoping you get a couple years of retirement in your old age before you die.

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  • restingOface@quokk.au ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Clavicular Wakes Up

    An internet celebrity ended their sleep session

    Wakes Up As Hideous, Jawless Monster

    Overnight, a person became an ugly monster that lacks a jaw

    After Rating Old Crone A 4

    Person had publicly declared that they consider a particular elderly individual to be a four out of ten on their personal sexual attractiveness scale.

    Clavicular Wakes Up As Hideous, Jawless Monster After Rating Old Crone A 4

    An internet celebrity had publicly declared that they consider a particular elderly individual to be a four out of ten on their personal sexual attractiveness scale. In response, the elderly individual put a curse on the celebrity while they slept, turning them into an ugly monster that lacks a jaw.

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  • Chaunticleer@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    There-in lies the humor. Don’t ever learn the lingo, just start subtly mentioning cortisol levels to give young people in your life aneurisms. It’s great.

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  • chocrates@piefed.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Haha same

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  • ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Incel Manosphere Influencer, who is the dictionary definition of a logical fallacy. There is a bad system and instead of abolishing it, we join it, to escape it.

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• ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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• BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Are we really going to Britney Spears this guy?

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• GarboDog@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Are we tripping or is their chin like non existent?? Image

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  • DonGirses@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    jawless

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    • Thatuserguy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I don’t know what that means but where’s his jaw tho

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