A real friend keeps you on the straight and narrow.

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• gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  My roommates used to fuck their gf’s no matter if I was there or not. They fuckin. I’m studying? They fuckin. I’m in the shower? They fuckin. I’m fuckin my own gf? Yep…we all be fuckin.

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  • sundray@lemmus.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    … because they knew you wouldn’t tell on them! The sign of a good friend!

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  • qarbone@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I’m scandalized by the inversion of the Q&A format, where you seem to put the answer (“They fuckin.”) before the questions.

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    • Osan@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Actually the number of situations matches the number of “fuckin” and they ended with a “fuckin” not a situation/question so "fuckin"s follow the the questions and not precede them. What might have confused you is the fact that the first time was not formatted as a question but rather a conditional statement describing a situation, and also the very fucked up use of punctuation.

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  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Ok, but now get your girl and your mates girl to lay in bed with each other.

    Yeah. Now we got a show!

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    • Tja@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Bonk!

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    • Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      It’s okay to have boundaries.

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• Mac@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  My roommate came with his girlfriend

  Sounds like they’re done.

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  • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    No, it’s snuggle time now.

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