Homiesex is not real

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• CluckN@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  He still had socks on it’s fine.

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• IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  we said no homo though

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• SomGye@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Did the balls touch though?

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• southsamurai@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I mean, if your homie isn’t giving up the booty the same way you did, are they really a homie?

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• Dyskolos@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I literally had a friend, that wanted to suck my schlong. But not because he was gay, but he loved dicks and hated vaginas. He swore he was straight, but women just repelled him sexually. Men too, but dicks are awesome, and visually pleasing and…

  When I tried to convince him that I’m flattered but don’t like wieners at all, he was pissed at me for implying that would be gay. Which it was not. According to him. He then didn’t want to my friend anymore, because being told to be gay would be super mean.

  Well…the cognitive dissonance in some people is very colorful and vivid.

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  • cm0002@toast.ooo ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Mr. Garrison?

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    • Dyskolos@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Lol. This should’ve been his nickname. I didn’t think of it 😁

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• WalrusDragonOnABike@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Maybe it was just a gaycation. Doesn’t count.

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  • NannerBanner@literature.cafe ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Jesus, how can anyone take those reddit posts seriously anymore? That wasn’t even creative in its creative writing assignment.

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• AskMeForADickPic@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Damn 3 hours? Gay guys got all the luck

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• krashmo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  If it takes 3 hours then frankly neither one of you is very good at it. Who has time for that?

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• sexy_peach@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I doubt this ever happens

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  • abbadon420@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    You can tell by the way they say it lasted three hours. I have it on good authority that 2 minutes is very average.

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• CubitOom@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Gangstalicious - Homies Over Hoes (The Boondocks)

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• Gonzako@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I just enjoy some attention ok :(

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