when you are about to shit yourself but youre in the middle of your paid union break

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• einlander@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Gotta Shit on company time.

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  • iThinkDifferentThanU@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Boss makes 10k I make a dime, this is why I shit on company time

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    • bhamlin@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      If you’re good at something, never do it for free.

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• capt_wolf@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Trained my body to have to go about 10 minutes after I get in to work. lemmy.world/…/82b9b365-3b63-401e-9d16-4b8093d74c8…

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  • VoteNixon2016@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I make a dime, boss makes a buck

    That’s why I steal the catalytic converter from the company truck

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• Raiderkev@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Look at OP with his fancy union. In Amurica we have freedom and a raight to work

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  • MrMeowMeow@mander.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I’m an American union worker. I have trained my body to need to shit at 6:15 AM, daily. My workday starts at 6.

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    • grrgyle@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Same. When I get busy and hold it until lunch I feel like i betray every worker who had to break the owner’s windows in order to get a break at work

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    • doingthestuff@lemy.lol ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Are you employed by the government directly or indirectly? Seems those are the only union jobs left. I’ve given up on finding one.

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• rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Breathe and stay calm. Don’t head for the bathroom unless you’re prairiedogging. You can get through this

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  • cheers_queers@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    liquid doesnt prairiedog. 

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  • grrgyle@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    After years of wfh literally 3 meters from my bathroom, “holding it” seems barbaric.

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• rounding_error@lemmy.today ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  holding that in would be work, though

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• wildtamaskan@pawb.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Or you can shit yourself while getting paid. Win-win

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  • cheers_queers@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    im a custodian so i would have  to clean it up :(

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    • TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      im a custodian so i would have to clean it up :(

      sounds like job security

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• bhamlin@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  If you’re good at something, never do it for free.

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