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• PmMeFrogMemes@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  wait a minute, youre not _violet08

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  • gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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• CaptainMan251@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Girl, its ok. We love you either way

  Though I can understand why a lot women start off with “I’m not that kind of girl”.

  That allows them to work up from there lmao.

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  • sundray@lemmus.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Sometimes you want a guy to feel special: “I don’t do this with everyone you know.”

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    • Th3D3k0y@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Try not to suck any dicks on the way across the parking lot!

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  • SarahValentine@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    In psychology we call that “anchor and adjust”!

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• betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Keep a few pairs of adhesive-backed googly eyes in a bag or pocket so opportunities like this don’t pass you by.

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  • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Instructions unclear, googly eyed penis

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    • sundray@lemmus.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Cocky Monster

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    • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Sounds to me like the instructions were perfectly clear.

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• MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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  • SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    What an apt username

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