Move over Red Bull we're poppin' cells now

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• KoboldCoterie@pawb.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Now I’m imagining a room full of people swallowing battery after battery to test this product.

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  • Romkslrqusz@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Instead, the batteries were probably fed to non-consenting animals.

    Wonder how many failures it took for them to get the formula right 😬

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    • KoboldCoterie@pawb.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Yeah, that’s a lot less fun to imagine. :(

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  • gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I don’t have to imagine.

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    • JasonDJ@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Is there already a tiktok challenge video?

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• EvilFonzy@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Battery eating contest at my place!

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• sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Safer means safe the same way less lethal means safe.

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• gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  wake up, babe, the new Energizer challenge just dropped

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• altphoto@lemmy.today ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  The Trump coin cell battery is coming!

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• REDACTED@infosec.pub ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  But will I get electrolytes?

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  • muffedtrims@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    It’s got what plants crave

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• QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  how much more do you think these are gonna cost? I imagine they’re gonna be a LOT more expensive with how price gouged batteries are already

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