No fuckin way would I eat at that restaurant again.
Not sure this was a good fortune reading
Submitted 3 weeks ago by rounding_error@lemmy.today to mildlyinfuriating@lemmy.world
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RodgeGrabTheCat@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
LodeMike@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
Me too. If they’re cheating out on fortune cookies what else might they be doing.
CmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
The fact that your full-table order of Chinese food came out 3 minutes after your ordered it, should also be another red flag.
cattywampas@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Restaurants aren’t making their own fortune cookies my guy. I would bet that there are probably one or two major manufacturers in the country.
papalonian@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
But they chose to (assumedly) cheap out on getting fortune cookies from an advertiser rather than normal cookies.
glimse@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Restaurants don’t make their own fortune cookies, that is true, but there’s hundreds and hundreds of fortune cookie manufacturers in the US. Outside of chain restaurants, I’d wager most buy from local suppliers. Next time you get one, look up the manufacturer on the label
But there’s another near-flavorless cracker whose production IS almost entirely centralized…The majority of the mass-produced communion wafers in the US are made by one company in Rhode Island.
_skj@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Before FTX was shut down for their other sketchy behavior, they were advertising using fortune cookies. The fortune would be something saying to take a risk and the back was an ad for FTX. Most manipulative cookie I’ve ever had.
ch00f@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Hmm. What other foods could you inject add into?
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
thesohoriots@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Etch a QR code into a flan
CmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Man I thought Drew Carey was doing good with the Price is Right but apparently not.
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
That’s why I use an ad blocking extension and automatically reject advertising cookies.