If the bible was AAA

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• rem26_art@fedia.io ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  God: Your Old Testament Rage is fully charged! Press L3 + R3 to unleash!

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  • GreenShimada@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You found: Whip - Press X to use

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    • ICastFist@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      God: It’s only a problem with ye olde englishe, which you don’t canonically speak, J.

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• inari@piefed.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Also Jesus: fucks shit up

  
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  • Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Is that Allen coming to stop Jesus the conquerer?

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    • caseyweederman@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      No, it’s the Avatar

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• W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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• CluckN@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  God: Rise and shine J, you’ll need to move that stone blocking the tomb entrance by holding L2 and focusing your Holy Spirit. Just make sure you have enough meter by collecting those communion crackers.

  Jesus Christ: Hope I made it in time for the Easter egg hunt.

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• fleebleneeble@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  In my mind, reading this, Jesus has the voice of Jeff Fischer from American Dad.

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• loutr@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Not exactly AAA, but…

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  • RamenJunkie@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    How long until they add mods? I wanna be a Miku Jesus with an AK.

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