I'm beginning to think these stock market guys are just gambling
Forbes' kiss of death
Submitted 11 months ago by AlmightySnoo@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 11 months ago
db2@sopuli.xyz 11 months ago
They’ve got it rigged so the house wins though. The secret is crime, know theirs and do some yourself and you get to run the house until they need a fall guy.
bentropy@feddit.de 11 months ago
Decoy321@lemmy.world 11 months ago
🤞
GCostanzaStepOnMe@feddit.de 11 months ago
IHeartBadCode@kbin.social 11 months ago
Forbes isn't handing out a kiss of death. Forbes is just a publication gushing about the headliners of a rapacious and fraudulent group of people. It's like wondering why a bakery smells like bread.
theodewere@kbin.social 11 months ago
or a whore's mouth smells like cum
Electric_Druid@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Of all the things to say, you really picked this huh?
RedAggroBest@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Sex work is real work and not your generic insult.
(USING ANY GROUP AS AN INSULT ALSO INSULTS THAT GROUP, IN CASE YOU’RE ALSO IN THAT “THATS RETARDED” PHASE)
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 11 months ago
GCostanzaStepOnMe@feddit.de 11 months ago
My boy just can’t stop winning
WhiteHotaru@feddit.de 11 months ago
There was a meme in Germany during Chancellor Merkel’s time in office. As soon as Merkel “expressed her utmost confidence” in someone, that person resigned shortly afterwards.
psycho_driver@lemmy.world 11 months ago
It gets even worse. They could threaten to have some rando write a blog post about you.
reflex@kbin.social 11 months ago
Maybe Jim Cramer's been ghostwriting for them.
AlmightySnoo@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Just like we have an Inverse Cramer ETF, maybe it’s time for an Inverse Forbes ETF too
Luisp@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
Destroyed the country’s income by privatizing oil, raised poorness to 60% unemployment to 70% worked with the literal drug cartel until his candidate got fucking murdered during the emergency election, which BTW was called after the government got dissolved because of Pandora papers leaks
son_named_bort@lemmy.world 11 months ago
It’s like the Madden curse but in finance.
ohlaph@lemmy.world 11 months ago
These fuckers are taking everything from the people.
bus_factor@lemmy.world 11 months ago
The secret ingredient to get on the front page of Forbes is fraud.
AlmightySnoo@lemmy.world 11 months ago
In the case of SVB it wasn’t fraud though, it was more poor risk management; they didn’t hedge against an increase in interest rates and that, together with the bank run when people learned about it, killed them.
supercriticalcheese@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Calling using client funds as collateral for risky investments (over and over again) as poor risk management it is a bit of an understatement.
mcmoor@bookwormstory.social 11 months ago
Damn I also read yours as SBF at first
Chocrates@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Do banks have the authority to freeze withdrawals?
I don’t get why SVP didn’t just block all withdrawals as the panic set it.
moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
F IS FOR FRIENDS WHO DO STUFF TOGETHER
PainInTheAES@lemmy.world 11 months ago
O IS FOR OLIGAAAARCHY