About to lose my shit

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• dan@upvote.au ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I have the opposite problem. It tells me to return the item to the bagging area even though I didn’t remove anything. I end up throwing my keys or shopping bag or something into the bagging area to make it happy

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• robocall@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  God can’t speak because he’s not real

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  • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Shrek could speak, and he’s not real.

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    • robocall@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Blasphemy

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  • CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    UNEXPECTED ITEM IN BAGGING AREA

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    nothing is real. at least not locally.

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• DudleyMason@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  God would never say that. Only vile little job-replacing clankers that exist solely to show how much contempt grocery store managers have for their customers would say that.

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• 9point6@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Get knocked out in Tesco again?

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• hedge_lord@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Please take your items.

  Please take your items.

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    PLEASE WAIT FOR ASSISTANCE

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• JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Simple mistake. Forgot to scan your bar code before sitting in the bagging area.

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