About to lose my shit

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• robocall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  God can’t speak because he’s not real

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  • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Shrek could speak, and he’s not real.

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    • robocall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Blasphemy

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  • CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    UNEXPECTED ITEM IN BAGGING AREA

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    nothing is real. at least not locally.

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• dan@upvote.au ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I have the opposite problem. It tells me to return the item to the bagging area even though I didn’t remove anything. I end up throwing my keys or shopping bag or something into the bagging area to make it happy

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• hedge_lord@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Please take your items.

  Please take your items.

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• 9point6@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Get knocked out in Tesco again?

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