Shittexting with my wife

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• emotional_soup_88@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Is this meme implying they have TWO bathrooms?! Fucking bourgeois. Image

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  • BigDiction@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It’s so clutch. I no longer have to pee outside.

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  • FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Fr fr, I always see people talking about having 2 bathrooms or en suites and I’m like “there’s no way they appreciate it like I do.”

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• YaxPasaj@lemmy.eco.br ⁨54⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  Lux Æterna starts playing…

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• henfredemars@infosec.pub ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  This is some damn good married life.

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• 0ops@piefed.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  They’re basically making out by the transitive property of tubes

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• ClownStatue@piefed.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Does that count as a moon landing?

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• sundray@lemmus.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  🎶 somewhere out there… 🎶

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• abcdqfr@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Relationship goals

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