Does that count as a moon landing?
Shittexting with my wife
Submitted 4 weeks ago by Monument@piefed.world to [deleted]
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ClownStatue@piefed.social 4 weeks ago
dontpanic@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 weeks ago
It’s more of a splashdown.
emotional_soup_88@programming.dev 4 weeks ago
BigDiction@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
It’s so clutch. I no longer have to pee outside.
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Fr fr, I always see people talking about having 2 bathrooms or en suites and I’m like “there’s no way they appreciate it like I do.”
Monument@piefed.world 4 weeks ago
I appreciate having two bathrooms. We can poop at the same time!
Plus the bathroom by the bedrooms is the one that hides all our shame. The one near the living room is whimsical and slutty – the exact takeaway about us I want guests to have. (It’s got a lot of cartoon boobs and butts in there, some interracial sapphic mermaid art, a small painting done in the style of classic “ship art” of a penis breaching the waves like a whale. And of course the toilet has both Moby Dick and the 1970’s photo-illustrated version of “The Joy of Sex” for reading materials.
0ops@piefed.zip 4 weeks ago
They’re basically making out by the transitive property of tubes
abcdqfr@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Relationship goals
sundray@lemmus.org 4 weeks ago
🎶 somewhere out there… 🎶
henfredemars@infosec.pub 4 weeks ago
This is some damn good married life.