Shittexting with my wife

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• henfredemars@infosec.pub ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  This is some damn good married life.

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• ClownStatue@piefed.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Does that count as a moon landing?

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  • dontpanic@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It’s more of a splashdown.

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• emotional_soup_88@programming.dev ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Is this meme implying they have TWO bathrooms?! Fucking bourgeois. Image

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  • BigDiction@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It’s so clutch. I no longer have to pee outside.

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  • FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Fr fr, I always see people talking about having 2 bathrooms or en suites and I’m like “there’s no way they appreciate it like I do.”

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    • Monument@piefed.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I appreciate having two bathrooms. We can poop at the same time!

      Plus the bathroom by the bedrooms is the one that hides all our shame. The one near the living room is whimsical and slutty – the exact takeaway about us I want guests to have. (It’s got a lot of cartoon boobs and butts in there, some interracial sapphic mermaid art, a small painting done in the style of classic “ship art” of a penis breaching the waves like a whale. And of course the toilet has both Moby Dick and the 1970’s photo-illustrated version of “The Joy of Sex” for reading materials.

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• 0ops@piefed.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  They’re basically making out by the transitive property of tubes

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• abcdqfr@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Relationship goals

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• sundray@lemmus.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  🎶 somewhere out there… 🎶

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• YaxPasaj@lemmy.eco.br ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Lux Æterna starts playing…

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    weird, my soundtrack is a little different

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