Undeniable proof

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• FederatedFreedom1981@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “From the Personal Office of RFK Jr.”

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• lugal@sopuli.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Either that or all diagnosed autists got together and summoned Pluto into existence. We’ll never know

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  • Barbuzie@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I like your idea, now I believe it’s what actually happened

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• Zachariah@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Image

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• mycodesucks@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Actually, since there was no autism before that, autism is Pluto’s intentional punishment to humanity for daring to discover it. It’s an attack. Commence war on Pluto.

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• dwemthy@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  knowledge of Pluto causes autism

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  • saplyng@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    This implies that Pluto is a lovecraftian entity, and that brings me much joy

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    • stephan262@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Well actually. In the Lovecraft story The Whisperer in Darkness, the Eldrich beings are from the newly discovered ninth planet. So yes, it is canon to Lovecraft’s work that Pluto harbours Lovecraftian horrors.

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• theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Unfortunately the attempt to cure autism by demoting pluto from planet to dwarf planet has failed.

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• UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  A bunch of obsessives scouring the sky for additional planets probably had nothing to do with it.

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• Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Don’t joke about this. If Trump or one of his goblins sees it, they’ll do something about it.

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  • FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Send all the nukes to Pluto

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  • webp@mander.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The plutussy is too far to grab

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• NeilNuggetstrong@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Ackshually Pluto is not a planet so it can’t cause autism

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  • lugal@sopuli.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Also: more than 99.9654% of autists live on earth. Is that also a coincidence?

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    • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      All known deaths in the universe have happened on Earth. Coincidence? I think not.

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• sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  GOOD

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• CrackedLinuxISO@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Maybe the real truth is that autism discovered Pluto

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• CircaV@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Pretty much.

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