Either that or all diagnosed autists got together and summoned Pluto into existence. We’ll never know
Undeniable proof
Submitted 2 months ago by InterestingUsername@lemmy.ml to [deleted]
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lugal@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
Barbuzie@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I like your idea, now I believe it’s what actually happened
Zachariah@lemmy.world 2 months ago
mycodesucks@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Actually, since there was no autism before that, autism is Pluto’s intentional punishment to humanity for daring to discover it. It’s an attack. Commence war on Pluto.
dwemthy@lemmy.world 2 months ago
knowledge of Pluto causes autism
saplyng@lemmy.world 2 months ago
This implies that Pluto is a lovecraftian entity, and that brings me much joy
stephan262@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Well actually. In the Lovecraft story The Whisperer in Darkness, the Eldrich beings are from the newly discovered ninth planet. So yes, it is canon to Lovecraft’s work that Pluto harbours Lovecraftian horrors.
theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Unfortunately the attempt to cure autism by demoting pluto from planet to dwarf planet has failed.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2 months ago
A bunch of obsessives scouring the sky for additional planets probably had nothing to do with it.
Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Don’t joke about this. If Trump or one of his goblins sees it, they’ll do something about it.
FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Send all the nukes to Pluto
webp@mander.xyz 2 months ago
The plutussy is too far to grab
NeilNuggetstrong@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Ackshually Pluto is not a planet so it can’t cause autism
lugal@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
Also: more than 99.9654% of autists live on earth. Is that also a coincidence?
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 months ago
All known deaths in the universe have happened on Earth. Coincidence? I think not.
sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
GOOD
CrackedLinuxISO@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Maybe the real truth is that autism discovered Pluto
CircaV@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Pretty much.
FederatedFreedom1981@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
“From the Personal Office of RFK Jr.”