A new twist on an old classic

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• Upperhand@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Could you imagine the wet gurgling sound that would come from it… also to add horror, bring a spoon, and taste test it while saying needs more corn, hahaha

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  • LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    OH!
    GRAVY!
    I read it as “Gravity” for some dumb reason and spent way to long imagining how that would work.

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    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      taste tests whoopee cushion

      Hmm, needs more gravity. Maybe even a little exothermia too.

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    • thermal_shock@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Well gravity is needed for it to work

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    • tubthumper@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      filled with gravity imagining

      “Hey kids! Time to make the prank of all time even more timeless! The Whoopee3000: Supermassive Black Hole Addition Edition. Get yours today! Not responsible for worm holes.”

      … yeah no clue if I’m on the right track with the physics here, tbh I’m not even sure I have regular gravity down pat

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  • bampop@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Jokes on you when you’re mid tasting and you notice the whoopee cushion on a different chair

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• gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Add apple chunks for additional hilarity.

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  • NeilNuggetstrong@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Might as well just take a huge dump in it for the top tier comedy award

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    • ThanksObama@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      If you are going to go that far, why not just serve it as a kabob instead of wasting a good tool?

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You can also buy pork blood from butchers, fyi.

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• PattyMcB@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Woah now, Satan

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• qualia@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Image Make it look like I shit my pants?

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