IMPORTANT PSA FOR PARENTS

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• Tikiporch@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Praise baby Jesus for alt text adherents.

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• protist@retrofed.com ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I told my son “gesundheit,” and now he only eats sauerkraut and goose steps everywhere

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  • besmtt@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    We started saying that too!

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• wraekscadu@vargar.org ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  #blessyourkidneystones

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• Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I remember in one of the Coloured Fairy Books en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Langs'_Fairy_Books and I’m not going to try to find which one, there was a story where a kid was hanging out with the fairies and they went to a house and his in the thatch. They sprinkled pepper on the daughter so she’d sneeze. “If she sneezes 3 times without a bless-you, we can steal her!” She does twice, no blessings. On the 3rd sneeze the kid yells BLESS YOU at the top of his lungs, the fairies scatter and she’s saved. So at the very least, I make sure nobody is stolen by the fairies. Colored or otherwise.

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• Asafum@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  They really need to teach this in biblical biology class. It’s a well established fact that saying bless you stops the devil from penetrating your nose and making you catch the gays.

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• workerONE@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Also remember that Christian Rock is the only type of music you should listen to

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  • CaptainSpaceman@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    “Youre not making Christianity better, youre making Rock worse.” - Lewis Black

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  • DeadDigger@lemmy.zip ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    What’s with gospel?

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  The only thing that might possibly escape from my body due to a sneeze is diarrhea if my tummy hurts.

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• _tasten_tiger@feddit.org ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Wer dreimal niest ist dumm

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• OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I was about 19 when my dad only said bless you ONCE after i sneezed TWICE over a 5 second period. It was probably about 2 days later when i could not stop sucking cock.

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• imadethis@fedinsfw.app ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  That’s silly, OP. Everyone knows that after the third sneeze (and ‘bless you!’), you need to start cursing them. Otherwise they’ll lose too much bad stuff and become enraptured by the good, losing all will and will be enraptured by what’s above them, whether vagina, penis, or light bulbs. It’s how the bisexuals are created, and we need people to help preserve the delicate balance between the various types. Too many bisexuals and the whole world will collapse.

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  • DokPsy@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I tell people they only get two. I’m not encouraging that behavior

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• sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  STYLE ON THESE HOES TherapyGary!! ✊️

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