Precognition proven! Parapsychology vindicated!

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• pebbles@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Why is clairvoyance always for useless stuff like stock prediction? Why can’t anyone do the important work of guessing the shape that’s on the card I’m holding??

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• Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Want to slap some context down?

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  • obinice@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Judging just from the image and title, I’m guessing they’re demonstrating this as evidence that there’s insider trading going on, as just prior to the US President making a huge announcement that rocked the economy, a sudden unusual spike in activity was recorded.

    This does not seem likely to be unrelated, given what this graph shows as normal activity.

    The author suggests humourously that this is evidence of precognition - of being able to predict future events using magic.

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    • AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      a sudden unusual spike in activity was recorded.

      At this point, I’d call unusual the lack of spikes like this in activity.

      What we see here is pretty much the usual with this cunt.

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  • General_Effort@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Since the (source) FT article is paywalled:

    www.bbc.com/news/articles/cg547ljepvzo

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• supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Wow this whole time I thought conservatives were dumbasses and yet silly me look they are so smart they figured out how to see into the future!

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  • General_Effort@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    At this point, I’d be surprised if clairvoyance wasn’t a taken as a serious explanation/defense in some quarters.

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• MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  It’s the ultimate proof of time travel by lizard aliens!!!

  ##/S

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• General_Effort@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  By the by, anyone know what Daryl Bem is up to these days?

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