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• jrwperformance@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? The answer is “purple”, because ice-cream has no bones.

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  • dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I’ve cream has no bones made me laugh too much.

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    • elevenbones@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      You’ve cream? I’ve cream, we’ve all cream.

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  • seggturkasz@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Thanks! Now I want an ice-cream with bones in it, not just a single peg leg…

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• Broadfern@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Aneurysmposting

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• mimic_kry@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  always trust a shart

  tuck the curtains in, they get cold too

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• Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Image

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  • Hupf@feddit.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    youtu.be/yA5lujNlkn8

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• SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  !aneurysmposting@sopuli.xyz

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• agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Life has many doors, Ed-boy

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• Ghostie@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  A stitch in time is worth two in the bush

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• Aedis@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Clearly y’all ain’t the brightest tool in the basket.

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• ayyy@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  *holds up spork* I’m so random lol I am peak comedy

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• lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  The sun can’t swim because it wouldn’t sink anyway

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• human@slrpnk.net ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Zen master Waffles

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