Another Biscuit Island Banger

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• tetris11@feddit.uk ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  That’s Kings Cross station, one of the better free toilets we still have. No signal in there though, so you cant just setup shop and have a phone dump. Plus someone, usually one of the cleaners, routinely walks by tapping on all doors to get you out and its a super annoying.

  Still though, for central london, 8/10 toilet easily

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  • FundMECFS@anarchist.nexus ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Oh my god as someone with bowel problems due to disability the people walking to tap the doors in public toilets are like demons to me.

    I’m like stressfully finishing up the most godawful diarrhea wiping and this person is hurrying me up lmao.

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨49⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      i was thinking of you while listening to this

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    • tetris11@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      “ARE YOU FINISHED SHITTING IN THERE”
      “n-no…?”

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• HubertManne@piefed.social ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  so. its funny. but I have been meaning to ask on a british community about taking a piss. Sometimes by context I feel it means screwing with someone and sometimes I feel it means loafing around. Am I off?

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  • Tweak@feddit.uk ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It is “the” lol. Taking a piss means going to the toilet, taking the piss is taking the mick, ie behaving with a mocking disregard for others.

    Wrt loafing around, you might be taking the piss if you’re not doing something, eg your household chores. It’s not the laying around that takes the piss, it’s that you’re not doing what you’re supposed to do. It takes the piss out of others when they have to pick up the slack for you.

    Like a lot of British phrases, there’s some flexibility in its usage.

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    • HubertManne@piefed.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      ok. I think im starting to understand the variety of ways I have seen it used on tv. This I think is the best explanation yet especially with the take the piss out of others. like that phrasing fits it better in my head.

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  • fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Surprisingly, there is actually a wiki page on the matter:

    Wikipedia.org - Taking the Piss

    Roughly covers the following:
    1

    • mocking someone
    • making a joke at someone’s expense

    2

    • saying/doing something unbelievable
    • doing something unfair
    • taking more than your fair share

    “Are you taking the piss?” is pretty similar to “You’ve got to be joking, mate!” or “are you fucking kidding me!?!”

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    • HubertManne@piefed.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      ok this makes sense with the loafing. Sounds like variation of taking more than your fair share but instead not doing your fair share.

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  • CandleTiger@programming.dev ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Taking a piss means going to urinate.

    Taking the piss means screwing with someone, specifically by saying stuff you don’t believe as if you believe it.

    I’ve never heard any variation on this phrase to mean loafing around as a euphemism, but taking frequent bathroom breaks is definitely a time-honored way of avoiding work.

    Full disclosure: I am not British

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    • Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Taking the piss can mean going too far with some form of poor behaviour, usually at work, eg taking a two hour lunch hour might be taking the piss, or sparking up a joint during a ciggie break.

      But it can also be in a social, non-work content: “It’s fair enough to ask for petrol money, but Bob was taking the piss when he asked for a quid a mile, the cheeky cunt.”

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    • vext01@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      The second meaning is “you are pushing your luck”.

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• Bakkoda@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  To the pubs??!!??

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