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Having sex with staff (consensually) > public masturbation
Submitted 14 hours ago by RegularJoe@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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The image displays a sign that reads: “DO NOT TOUCH YOURSELF… ASK THE STAFF FOR ASSISTANCE”
Having sex with staff (consensually) > public masturbation
Hi, got a staff here.
I put on my robe and wizard hat
me, standing in the restoom near the sinks for 20 minutes
“When the hell are the employees gonna come wash my hands?”
I work in a clothing store, I will “assist” you in the fitting room if you bring me a bag of cookies from the nearby cookie stand.
What kind of assistance?
Does that cost extra?
Libraries are usually free.
Hopefully the staff have good hand washing procedures.
Assistance please
stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
how could I pass up an offer like that?