Fuck, can I have a do-over?

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• jamie_veal@feddit.org ⁨20⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  I hate when hat thappens.

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• moldyringwald@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  I work at a mattress store and I live in constant fear that one day I’ll ask someone if they need shitted feets instead of fitted sheets 😬

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  • frog@feddit.uk ⁨19⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Image

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  • JoShmoe@ani.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    But what if you say that, then a woman you’re helping responds with “You’re as disgusting as my husband.”

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  • GreenShimada@lemmy.world ⁨44⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    If someone said this to me, I would laugh so had I couldn’t resist the sale.

    Shit your feets, my guy

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  • Jojowski@sopuli.xyz ⁨57⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Shedding and beets you say! Not in my red boom!

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• PP_BOY_@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  We’re the smulling fronds

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