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• PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  If you’ll allow me to pedantically nerd out, they wouldn’t sink but float on liquid mercury since its density is like 14x that of our body

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  • NONE_dc@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Also, they would die.

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  • hanke@feddit.nu ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    You just assume they didn’t think of that.

    I believe they are wearing tungsten shoes to prevent floating.

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    • StellarExtract@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Standard procedure in any office

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    • Schmoo@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Neck-deep in liquid mercury wearing tungsten shoes is how I do my morning workout. Better gains than the Dragon Ball gravity chamber.

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  • night_petal@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    They wouldn’t float either because that much mercury would cause the floor(s) of the building to collapse.

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    • Rubanski@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      The whole building is filled with mercury

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    they have diving panties on

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    • PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Good point. As long as those panties comprise roughly a cubic meter of volume, that should work

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  • stupidcasey@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Who the hell let the pedant in?

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• ObtuseDoorFrame@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Fantastic. This is the shittiest shitpost that I’ve seen shit in this comm in a good long while, maybe ever. I needed this.

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• HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  shitposting AND better call Saul

  What a duo

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  • papalonian@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I was there.

    I was there for okbuddychicanery.

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    • konalt@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      And he gets to be on Lemmy? What a sick joke!

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• otacon239@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Not the shitpost we needed, but the one we deserve.

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