night_petal
@night_petal@lemmy.zip
- Comment on Desk jobs 4 days ago:
It has given me ptsd. There was also the time a guy drilled his finger in half.
- Comment on Desk jobs 4 days ago:
Look, I’m not going to sugar coat this. I have been a machinist for 16 years. I witnessed someone turning into mist via lathe. The entire company closed for a month. I wish I had problems like “Oh shit I pushed bad code to prod!”
- Comment on mfw shitposting 1 week ago:
Not only is this not censorship, it is functionally a different word entirely. The spelling matters here.
- Comment on BACAWK! 1 week ago:
That’s not a man. It’s a Chicken Boo!
- Comment on Mmm, roasted apples. 1 week ago:
I’ve never been able eat anything other than a red delicious because that anf granny Smith (which goes in pies), are the only varieties available to me. ;(
- Comment on Time of death: 1:19 am October 18 1 week ago:
Thanks. It has been a long time.
- Comment on Time of death: 1:19 am October 18 1 week ago:
OK, this could be a meme I am out of the loop for.This is a run if memtest, yeah? The huge letters are/were not a thing. My back hurts and the nurse said I could get an extra serving of pudding today.
I guess it just hit me. I have been away from Wondows for so long that I’m not even understanding memes anymore. I haven’t seen a blue screen in maybe 20 years.
- Comment on My Private Key 1 week ago:
The entire world’s data VS the entire world’s air.
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- Comment on Goteem 2 weeks ago:
No nation state should be respected.
- Comment on I'll shoot you dead if you turn one Sol Ring 2 weeks ago:
OK fair. I was dense there, and taking that into account, it’s pretty funny
- Comment on I'll shoot you dead if you turn one Sol Ring 2 weeks ago:
The top image implies a shuffle. Thise foils are now garbage.
- Comment on I'll shoot you dead if you turn one Sol Ring 2 weeks ago:
If someone riffle shuffled my deck like that, I’d send them an invoice.
- Comment on Why are americans taking health advice from a former heroin addict ? 9 months ago:
He chopped the head off of a whale, strapped it to the family car, and drove it home as the viscera dripped into the cabin onto his wife and daughter.
- Comment on [deleted] 9 months ago:
The more entertaining read is God saying “fuck you, in particular” to Job.
- Comment on If only 9 months ago:
So, since I am female, starting an alpha male podcast might be the most sigma move ever 🤔
- Comment on If only 9 months ago:
I have to say that one of my biggest regrets in life is spending about 3,000 BTC on pizza. I’d be a millionaire or more if I wasn’t drunk and in my first apartment.
- Comment on What a great idea 9 months ago:
Do you want elitist grocery stores in LA? Because that’s how you get elitist grocery stores in LA.
- Comment on yummy 9 months ago:
They wouldn’t float either because that much mercury would cause the floor(s) of the building to collapse.
- Comment on Consequences will never be the same... 10 months ago:
Thanks. It still doesn’t make sense as a joke for me, but at least I see the punch line now.
- Comment on Consequences will never be the same... 10 months ago:
Me no am understand.
- Comment on Looks legit. What do you all think? 10 months ago:
I bought my current PC which is a laptop in 2020 during the GPU crisis and thought I got a good deal because of it since it has upgradable RAM and and a SATA SSD slot. Turns out that when I finally have money to upgrade- lol no.
