You can never be too safe

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• xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Nah it’s like the poop knife

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  • MermaidsGarden@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    But for Texans

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    • over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      You spelled Australians wrong

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• CetaceanNeeded@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  For when you just want to shoot the shit

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• Rootiest@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Doesn’t every family have a poop gun?

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  • GladiusB@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I have a poop knife

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    • Swarfega@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I get this reference

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  • Thteven@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Mine does but it’s an airsoft gun. This guy’s gonna blow a new hole in his bowl.

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• ProfessionalMcUseful@lemmy.whynotdrs.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Never bring a poop knife to a poop gunfight

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  • NotSpez@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    This reference is amazing. I had forgotten about the poop knife.

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    • over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Well WTF do you use, a poop blender? 🤔

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  • Torvum@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Depends on the poop engagement distance

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  • over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    What, you don’t shoot the shit with your friends?..

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• user1234@lemmynsfw.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Just your typical restroom in Texas

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• BennyInc@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  John Travolta on toilet; Pulp Fiction

  Who would ever need this?

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• MuhammadJesusGaySex@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Hell yeah! Had myself a Kevlar commode built special just so the missus and I could use a Glock as a poop knife. Things get wild a day or so after fondue night.

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• Maultasche@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Or if your son shows up with a crossbow.

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  • NotSpez@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    This person pays their debts

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• thechadwick@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  That’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever seen. How could someone be so irresponsible? Now the spider has the bathroom gun! Great job Einstein.

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• AlmightySnoo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  it’s probably just a water gun that serves as a bidet

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• Ryan213@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Shouldn’t it be a flamethrower then?

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  • synae@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Should be a “nuke it from orbit, it’s the only way to be sure” button

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• GiddyGap@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  'Murica

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• NotSpez@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I thought it was so you can glock the door from a distance.

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• synae@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Pistol grip poop on my lap at all times

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  • over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Umm, we have questions now. Like, is that a petrified poop or mushy poop handle? Does it fire farts? 🤔

    Inquiring minds must know…

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• NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Just don’t wipe with the wrong one.

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• chaorace@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Just don’t stroke the barrel too hard if you don’t want to have an accident

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• newIdentity@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  STL?

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• isVeryLoud@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Fr tho that’s a 3M broom holder, and they are unbelievably useful.

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• DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Need the extended mag cuz you ain’t hitting anything without a proper pooping grip.

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• spacesweedkid27@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Spiders probably do more good for the environment than you.

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• A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  just remember to not make mistakes, or you will trow toilet paper at the spider, wich can then use it to get up to your arm and bit it.

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• habanhero@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Good idea, when two rolls aren’t enough.

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