For when you just want to shoot the shit
You can never be too safe
Submitted 6 months ago by TheOneWithTheHair@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Comments
CetaceanNeeded@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Rootiest@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Doesn’t every family have a poop gun?
Thteven@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Mine does but it’s an airsoft gun. This guy’s gonna blow a new hole in his bowl.
ProfessionalMcUseful@lemmy.whynotdrs.org 6 months ago
Never bring a poop knife to a poop gunfight
NotSpez@lemm.ee 6 months ago
This reference is amazing. I had forgotten about the poop knife.
over_clox@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Well WTF do you use, a poop blender? 🤔
Torvum@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Depends on the poop engagement distance
over_clox@lemmy.world 6 months ago
What, you don’t shoot the shit with your friends?..
user1234@lemmynsfw.com 6 months ago
Just your typical restroom in Texas
BennyInc@feddit.de 6 months ago
John Travolta on toilet; Pulp Fiction
Who would ever need this?
MuhammadJesusGaySex@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Hell yeah! Had myself a Kevlar commode built special just so the missus and I could use a Glock as a poop knife. Things get wild a day or so after fondue night.
Maultasche@feddit.de 6 months ago
Or if your son shows up with a crossbow.
NotSpez@lemm.ee 6 months ago
This person pays their debts
thechadwick@lemmy.world 6 months ago
That’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever seen. How could someone be so irresponsible? Now the spider has the bathroom gun! Great job Einstein.
AlmightySnoo@lemmy.world 6 months ago
it’s probably just a water gun that serves as a bidet
Ryan213@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Shouldn’t it be a flamethrower then?
synae@lemmy.sdf.org 6 months ago
Should be a “nuke it from orbit, it’s the only way to be sure” button
GiddyGap@lemm.ee 6 months ago
'Murica
NotSpez@lemm.ee 6 months ago
I thought it was so you can glock the door from a distance.
synae@lemmy.sdf.org 6 months ago
Pistol grip poop on my lap at all times
over_clox@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Umm, we have questions now. Like, is that a petrified poop or mushy poop handle? Does it fire farts? 🤔
Inquiring minds must know…
NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 6 months ago
Just don’t wipe with the wrong one.
chaorace@lemmy.sdf.org 6 months ago
Just don’t stroke the barrel too hard if you don’t want to have an accident
newIdentity@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
STL?
isVeryLoud@lemmy.ca 6 months ago
Fr tho that’s a 3M broom holder, and they are unbelievably useful.
DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 6 months ago
Need the extended mag cuz you ain’t hitting anything without a proper pooping grip.
spacesweedkid27@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Spiders probably do more good for the environment than you.
A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl 6 months ago
just remember to not make mistakes, or you will trow toilet paper at the spider, wich can then use it to get up to your arm and bit it.
habanhero@lemmy.ca 6 months ago
Good idea, when two rolls aren’t enough.
xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 6 months ago
Nah it’s like the poop knife
MermaidsGarden@lemmy.world 6 months ago
But for Texans
over_clox@lemmy.world 6 months ago
You spelled Australians wrong