Your grandma's mine

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• Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Leave the poor woman alone she had nothing to do with that cheating asshole. Steal his PS5 or whatever but not this.

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  • Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I agree she should go for the PS5, but also, grandma’s dad and doubt she cares.

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    • W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I agree she should go for the PS5, but also, grandma’s dad and doubt she cares.

      I agree that great grandpa probably doesn’t care either.

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• SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  If you rub it, does she come out and grant you wishes? 'Cause that’s the only way this makes sense. Otherwise, with logic like this, I can’t blame him.

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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    If you rub my grandma she squirts.

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    • SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I’m afraid to ask how you know she’s still able to get… moist enough to do that at her age.

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• salacious_coaster@feddit.online ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  His only mistake was not dumping your crazy ass before looking elsewhere.

  (I know we’re not supposed to take shit posts seriously, but damn)

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• sundray@lemmus.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I feel like grandma would understand.

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• Photonic@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  And injected here ashes into my lips

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• gray@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Then what?

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