Submitted 1 day ago by NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org to [deleted]
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I will not run climb or jump
I will not sit kneel or lie down
I will not cover any targets
I will not use offensive language
I will not make physical contact with other players
I will play hard, play smart, and play to survive
And I might stab a motherfucker
Dude, nostalgia rush. Thank you.
Later on, parts were changed to be less violent.
“Targets” became “sensors”, and the last line became “I will play fair, play smart, and give it my all”. Also, “holsters” became “holders”. But I refuse to use the new words.
Don’t worry, it’s a laser knife
Saw this meme with The Mummy last time. Still funny
i’ve wondered if there were fancy lasertags where they had flashbangs you could throw to flush out base campers. i’ve wondered this because i’m a crack shot. finding a nice hidey hole to snipe from has reliably gotten me and my team wins, and grenades would fuck that up.
notreallyhere@lemmy.world 1 day ago
its not like you run out of lasers
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 1 day ago
“Hold your fire, there’s no life forms aboard.”
“‘Hold your fire?’ What are we, paying by the laser now?”
NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org 1 day ago
Maybe, just maybe, that’s part of the joke.
notreallyhere@lemmy.world 1 day ago
maybe I won’t use my laser gun on you 💀
humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 1 day ago
LaserQuest had unlimited ammo on the default game mode, but there were other game modes with limits. I think Qzar had limited ammo with recharge stations in their default mode.
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I’ve heard some states/provinces and countries have capacity limits to reduce the frequency and severity of mass laserings.