All my idiot neighbors who light fireworks for literally every “holiday” giving one of my dogs fucking panic attacks can fuck off.
HAPPY 2026
Submitted 10 months ago by MattW03@lemmy.ca to [deleted]
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ghostlychonk@lemmy.world 10 months ago
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I have been collecting fireworks for a moment of absolute barbarity. I want to rent a whole soundstage amp setup and put it on my roof at 2am, then put out the remote controlled fireworks in the yard.
at 3am, on a Sunday morning I will play stars and stripes forever as loudly as I can on repeat for as long as I can before the police are called.
randomly between 5-10 minutes one of the 3000 mortar fireworks I have will be set off. once at every hour a large wheel of 5 minute firecrackers will be set off.
I will not answer my door. I will not comply. they will need to get a warrant to make me stop.
if, by some miracle, I run out of fireworks before they can physically restrain me I will admit defeat by singing karaoke of shitty 80s pop bands for as long as my voice holds.
if they do restrain me, I will activate the killswitch and set off all the fireworks at once and will play don’t you forget about me on repeat until someone cuts the power.
it’s about sending a message. that message: “fuck all of you”
Lawnman23@lemmy.world 10 months ago
LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 10 months ago
My neighbors like to set of fire works AND shoot guns in “holidays”.
He gets so scared that I can’t make plans to go out on those days because his panic attacks are so bad. He whines and cries for hours because my neighbors don’t know when to quit
the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 10 months ago
How dare they interrupt my gooning!?
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 10 months ago
the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Lol, WTF
shininghero@pawb.social 10 months ago
Replace the screen with a VR headset and a bottle of warm gluhwein, and that’s my evening. Enjoying virtual fireworks with friends, getting drunk, and not having to worry about driving home afterwards.
Dojan@pawb.social 10 months ago
I always thought you were American.
DarkCloud@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Story of the internet brah, everyone thinks everyone else is American.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I always thought you were a member of Star Wolf!
Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
It’s raining here so I don’t even have to try to ignore it or crank up the air purifiers to deal with the toxin smoke stank, thank god
altphoto@lemmy.today 10 months ago
Its another fucking retarded politics dominated year of doom. But mid terms… STFU, its going to be the same shit different year.
But for whatevers worth, fuck 2025. I hope nobody ever has to relieve this piece of shit year ever again.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 10 months ago
forgot the earplugs/headphones. just because you can’t see them doesn’t mean they don’t intruded upon your peace.
Dojan@pawb.social 10 months ago
How’d you get this photo of me?
Rhaedas@fedia.io 10 months ago
Oh, that's you. Good, I thought it was me.
Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 10 months ago
There are many of us, some even older than this (obligatory to post on this day) meme.
jaybone@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
The hacker known as Lemmy hacked your webcam. We’re working on an AI Anonymous mask voiceover to demand bitcoin. Check your inbox.
Dojan@pawb.social 10 months ago
This felt like a Warframe message, somehow.