What is a “closer” in the first place?
get it Mildred
Submitted 2 weeks ago by cm0002@mander.xyz to memes@sopuli.xyz
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fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
fatalicus@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
People who work the last shift.
fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
That makes sense, thank you :)
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
They’re “Losers” because they are working the only job they can find? Perhaps it would be better if they just relied on government assistance, huh?
How many of these Losers are working a second, or even third, job here? How many would love to work somewhere better, but the jobs don’t exist, or they can’t afford the education required without going tens of thousands into debt? How many are working it because it’s a second household income, and this manager will schedule around a family’s or student’s school schedule?
Anybody that disparages ANY working American because their job doesn’t measure up to their snooty expectations is a fucking PIG!
That includes everyone in this thread laughing at this post. I was appalled when I first saw it, and that should have been everybody’s reaction.
You should all feel ashamed of yourselves.
TragicNotCute@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
No, they’re losers because the C is missing.
wieson@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
She wants her grandson to keep the job. If only losers apply, they won’t fire him
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 weeks ago
I thought she just had a loser for a grandson. 🤔
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 weeks ago
I’m not, if they were winners they’d be doing crimes like a cool person
JesusChristLover420@lemmy.sdf.org 2 weeks ago
Maybe she thinks her grandson is a loser because he’s a monotheist
NGC2346@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Why does this picture feel like it was taken in 2007 ?
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
because poor communities don’t buy the latest and greatest.
I had dialup internet when 1g fiber was a thing because local ISP didn’t have high speed access and I was too poor to afford it anyway.
lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
They are hiring losers because they have none
mybuttnolie@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
they may also have too few losers
lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Still makes it unlikely that Mildred’s grandson is one
KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 2 weeks ago
At least the job comes with perks. Closers get coffee, or so I hear.
GrindingGears@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Old ladies just have absolutely zero filter, especially grandmas. They can be the sweetest old ladies, yet they ain’t having any of your shit.
toeblast96@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
mildred dont play
a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Mildred fucks.
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 weeks ago
Mildred is a fake account run by the person who made the first post