What is a “closer” in the first place?
get it Mildred
Submitted 1 month ago by cm0002@mander.xyz to memes@sopuli.xyz
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fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 1 month ago
fatalicus@lemmy.world 1 month ago
People who work the last shift.
fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 1 month ago
That makes sense, thank you :)
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 1 month ago
They’re “Losers” because they are working the only job they can find? Perhaps it would be better if they just relied on government assistance, huh?
How many of these Losers are working a second, or even third, job here? How many would love to work somewhere better, but the jobs don’t exist, or they can’t afford the education required without going tens of thousands into debt? How many are working it because it’s a second household income, and this manager will schedule around a family’s or student’s school schedule?
Anybody that disparages ANY working American because their job doesn’t measure up to their snooty expectations is a fucking PIG!
That includes everyone in this thread laughing at this post. I was appalled when I first saw it, and that should have been everybody’s reaction.
You should all feel ashamed of yourselves.
TragicNotCute@lemmy.world 1 month ago
No, they’re losers because the C is missing.
wieson@feddit.org 1 month ago
She wants her grandson to keep the job. If only losers apply, they won’t fire him
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 month ago
I thought she just had a loser for a grandson. 🤔
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 1 month ago
I’m not, if they were winners they’d be doing crimes like a cool person
JesusChristLover420@lemmy.sdf.org 1 month ago
Maybe she thinks her grandson is a loser because he’s a monotheist
NGC2346@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Why does this picture feel like it was taken in 2007 ?
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 1 month ago
because poor communities don’t buy the latest and greatest.
I had dialup internet when 1g fiber was a thing because local ISP didn’t have high speed access and I was too poor to afford it anyway.
lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
They are hiring losers because they have none
mybuttnolie@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
they may also have too few losers
lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Still makes it unlikely that Mildred’s grandson is one
KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 1 month ago
At least the job comes with perks. Closers get coffee, or so I hear.
GrindingGears@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Old ladies just have absolutely zero filter, especially grandmas. They can be the sweetest old ladies, yet they ain’t having any of your shit.
toeblast96@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
mildred dont play
a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Mildred fucks.
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 1 month ago
Mildred is a fake account run by the person who made the first post