What is a “closer” in the first place?
get it Mildred
Submitted 10 months ago by cm0002@mander.xyz to memes@sopuli.xyz
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fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 10 months ago
fatalicus@lemmy.world 10 months ago
People who work the last shift.
fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 10 months ago
That makes sense, thank you :)
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 10 months ago
They’re “Losers” because they are working the only job they can find? Perhaps it would be better if they just relied on government assistance, huh?
How many of these Losers are working a second, or even third, job here? How many would love to work somewhere better, but the jobs don’t exist, or they can’t afford the education required without going tens of thousands into debt? How many are working it because it’s a second household income, and this manager will schedule around a family’s or student’s school schedule?
Anybody that disparages ANY working American because their job doesn’t measure up to their snooty expectations is a fucking PIG!
That includes everyone in this thread laughing at this post. I was appalled when I first saw it, and that should have been everybody’s reaction.
You should all feel ashamed of yourselves.
TragicNotCute@lemmy.world 10 months ago
No, they’re losers because the C is missing.
wieson@feddit.org 10 months ago
She wants her grandson to keep the job. If only losers apply, they won’t fire him
Kolanaki@pawb.social 10 months ago
I thought she just had a loser for a grandson. 🤔
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 10 months ago
I’m not, if they were winners they’d be doing crimes like a cool person
JesusChristLover420@lemmy.sdf.org 10 months ago
Maybe she thinks her grandson is a loser because he’s a monotheist
NGC2346@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Why does this picture feel like it was taken in 2007 ?
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 10 months ago
because poor communities don’t buy the latest and greatest.
I had dialup internet when 1g fiber was a thing because local ISP didn’t have high speed access and I was too poor to afford it anyway.
lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
They are hiring losers because they have none
mybuttnolie@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
they may also have too few losers
lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
Still makes it unlikely that Mildred’s grandson is one
KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 10 months ago
At least the job comes with perks. Closers get coffee, or so I hear.
GrindingGears@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
Old ladies just have absolutely zero filter, especially grandmas. They can be the sweetest old ladies, yet they ain’t having any of your shit.
toeblast96@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
mildred dont play
a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Mildred fucks.
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 10 months ago
Mildred is a fake account run by the person who made the first post