Sign the Petition: Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide

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• stoy@lemmy.zip ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This has been done too much, I’d like to see a campaign to ban sodium chloride instead.

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  • Encephalotrocity@feddit.online ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    +1 Might as well ban saccharides while you’re at it.

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• Evil_Incarnate@sopuli.xyz ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  They forgot to add that it has the highest pH rating of any known acid.

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• SW42@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  100% of people consuming it have died. Eventually. That stuff is dangerous!

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  • Tja@programming.dev ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    False. I have consumed it and haven’t died.

    I might in the future, but haven’t died as of today.

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    • SW42@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I wrote eventually.

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  • FiskFisk33@startrek.website ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This is not accurate, only 93% has died so far!

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  • abbadon420@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Trees also consume it and they can technically live forever

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• Setarkus@mander.xyz ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The author of the petition is really looking out for others by not using the unlucky number in the list and taking care of souls for centuries even after their body’s gone

  by signing this petition, the undersigned agrees and acknowledges that the creator of this petition has legal ownership of my soul for the remainder of my natural life plus 1000 years.

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• Sequentialsilence@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Everyone knows dihydrogen monoxide is water, they’re not going to ban it. What we need to ban is hydric acid, that’s the most dangerous chemical in the world.

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  • AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Just saw a post saying mamdani wants Arabic numerals taught in schools and boomers were going crazy over it so… maybe not everyone…

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  • Aganim@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The world would be even better if you just do away with oxidane!

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  • cepelinas@sopuli.xyz ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Forgot about americans. /kinda sorta sarcasm.

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• IphtashuFitz@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I signed this years ago. It still hasn’t been banned???

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• Jumi@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Most drowning victims lost their lifes in this stuff! It’s dangerous at fuck.

  Also one hydrogen is already volatile, just imagine what two of them do!

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• gigachad@piefed.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Finally someone is thinking about our children

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• ClanOfTheOcho@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Ever since high school chemistry, I’ve wondered if it would be more correct to refer to it as hydrogen hydroxide. Yes? No?

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  • A_A@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Sounds like reduced hydrogen peroxide, I like it.

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  • friendofafriendofafriend@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    My high school teacher called it that!

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• nooneescapesthelaw@mander.xyz ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Links gone :/

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• krooklochurm@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Dihydrohen monoxide gave me dihydrohen monoxide tainted pee and my girlfriend died when she drank my pee.

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