Get out of here with your angiospermnormativity
Wacky ass sporophiles
Submitted 1 month ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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FundMECFS@anarchist.nexus 1 month ago
boonhet@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
Fern blossoms are an inside joke of my culture. During summer solstice celebrations, young couples would go away from the rest of the group to look for fern blossoms.
FosterMolasses@leminal.space 1 month ago
Holy shit this was way too relevant to my interests lmao
gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
DeltaWingDragon@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
of course i know the kabbalah, but what does it have to do with the current context?
FernFrederick@feddit.org 1 month ago
I’m confused:
The main early Carboniferous plants were the Equisetales (horse-tails), Sphenophyllales (scrambling plants), Lycopodiales (club mosses), Lepidodendrales (scale trees), Filicales (ferns), Medullosales (informally included in the “seed ferns”, an assemblage of a number of early gymnosperm groups) and the Cordaitales.
mmcintyre@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The meme says those Carboniferous ferns are extinct and currently alive ferns are from the Cretaceous.
rbos@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
GISS. Pronounced jizz.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 weeks ago
I am a soporiphile. 🥱😪😴
sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
I’m pretty emotionally vulnerable rn if any botanists out there want to tell what the hell is cool about fern jizz
fossilesque@mander.xyz 1 month ago
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sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
Guess I’m an anime now
stray@pawb.social 1 month ago
Not a botanist, but their tadpoles swim. Plants without this feature will relocate the sperm themselves.
sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
Oh sick! Okay thanks for the fern facts. 👈😎👈
anzo@programming.dev 1 month ago
I studied biology and one thing I like about ferns is that they have these “dots” under their “leaves” that once mature drops a powder of spores that creates new ferns… Don’t ask me why I like it, I just do. I find it simple and to the point. You can simply leave a pot with earth under a fern and then you will find a baby developing there. Just like magic, and very elegant.
sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
Okay that’s pretty cool. Doesn’t follow what I thought was plant logic at all
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 4 weeks ago
idk if there are other cool parts, but the one i’m aware of is that their jizzulate is asexual, basically clones (i think). The ferns shed spores which grow into what looks like a leaf on the ground, then those “leaves” have their own more normal sex cells which do the usual thing, which then grow into actual ferns from the surface of the “leaf”.
It’s fucking wild.
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sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
Okay that is barely even plant behavior. Hella cool though