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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net⁩ to ⁨greentext@sh.itjust.works⁩

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  • rockerface@lemmy.cafe ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    oh god, they’re already evolving into crabs

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    • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      All sex lives end up here. My wife has slowly over the course of months started walking sideways. She doesn’t notice it though

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    • xkbx@startrek.website ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It’s the ultimate lifeform

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    • festnt@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      it was inevitable

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  • Mac@mander.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “Dear internet, should i communicate to my partner in my relationship?”

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    • TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      no. that is gay.

      best thing to do is listen to the most upvoted of the 2000 comments you got on /r/relationships

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      • emirbutdumb@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

        greatest thing to do

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  • The_Helmet_Stays_On@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Wort wort wort

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    • BreakerSwitch@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      He was my lover!

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  • notreallyhere@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    this is her fault for not appreciating how cool a crab mating call could be

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  • diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Image

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  • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    God fucking damnit, I already made a carcinisation joke in an nsfw thread yesterday.

    …

    Well now I’m just feeling all crabby.

    frothes bubbles, annoyedly

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  • kat_angstrom@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Crab walk is sexiest walk

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    • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Image

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  • UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Good for them

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