Lying can be so complicated

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• Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  “Sigh, I really wish you hadn’t checked your phone.” She mutters as her form begins to contort and change…

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• brokenwing@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  “What am I doing? Well, I am watching the game with Jerome”

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  • fonix232@fedia.io ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Plot twist: Jerome is with his wife at the "cinema"

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    • Frozengyro@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      That’s the joke?

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• Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  And people think honest open polyamory is difficult. smh.

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  • TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It does not work for most people because they couldn’t handle the jealousy.

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    • Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      So it's easier to lie, cheat, get caught lying? Sounds stressful to me.

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• ramble81@lemmy.zip ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  “No worries huhn. Take your time and go grab something to eat afterwards. I’ll probably be eating out too”

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• markz@suppo.fi ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  But if the friend is at the movies, then who the hell is that?!

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  • morrowind@lemmy.ml ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    That’s the joke. The wife is also lying and probably also cheating on him.

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    • markz@suppo.fi ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Cheating by going to the movies?? Is the clone on the bed just a plot hole ???

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  • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Oh my god bear is that how can that be?

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• dalekcaan@feddit.nl ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  If you like piña coladas…

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• Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Now you know its okay.

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I did this, but in opposite order. Found out she was planning something for the weekend, she walked in to a show when she got home. Zero regrets, I didn’t think I could pull it off in time.

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• morrowind@lemmy.ml ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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  • markz@suppo.fi ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    m8

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