Anon has a boyfriend

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• sc2pirate@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  My partner did this for me early in our relationship, they actually fed me and all of my overnight coworkers with a homemade meal. We have been married for more than a decade and I still tear up thinking about this memory.

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  • hydrashok@sh.itjust.works ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Did this once when my SIL was having her first kid. Went home and made a huge batch of garlic chicken for the whole family because it was a very long labor and we had all been in the waiting room waiting for almost 12 hours for any news and the hospital cafeteria was closed until morning.

    While serving it up, got quite a few “omg I want it” looks from a couple others that were waiting as well and definitely offered it up. Was nice to feed everyone, even those couple strangers, so they could concentrate on their other needs. Still a story the family talks about occasionally. Would totally do it again. (The food, not the birthing labor.)

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• gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  real and gay

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  • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    objective and happy

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    • gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨9⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      as i said, real and gay

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• blarghly@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Fake: there are no girls on the internet Gay: anon isn’t a girl

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  • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Memetically compatible solution:

    OP is a femboy.

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  • SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Glad I’m bisexual, cause I’d marry the fuck out of them. Not a care in the world for what’s in their pants.

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    • cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      How do you know what kind of oral to do, though? You just outed yourself as a terrible lover.

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  • Mim@lemmy.zip ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Fake: anon has a relationship
    Gay: anon ‘has’ a bf (there are no girls on the internet)

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• wizzor@sopuli.xyz ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  When I was working on my thesis at home, my then-gf would silently sneak in with a plate full of fruit cut to bite size pieces and place it on the table and leave without a word.

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  • jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Cuuuuuuutteee!!!

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    • wizzor@sopuli.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Yea I agree, that’s why she’s the now-wife <3

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