Comment on Anon has a boyfriend

• funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  this is why we train on the Bop-It

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  • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Please do go easy on the ‘Twist It!’

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      please don’t

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      • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Ring.

        Ring.

        … Who is it?

        … Honey, who is testicular torsion, and why do want to talk to you?

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• Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You figure it out when you get down there, it’s not that difficult.

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  • cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    So you do still care, youre just willing to wait for that information until the exact moment it applies.

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    • Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I think you’re taking this too seriously

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      • cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I think I’m being technically correct!

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• sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  What.

  How does that logic work?

  They say they are bisexual.

  This implies they have had sexual encounters with both meat rods and meat flowers.

  … You know what to do based on … what shape the sexy time meat is in.

  … How is this complicated?

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  • cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It’s not but that does still elide a necessary decision fork and discernment.

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  • UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Just ask your partner for their instruction manual

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    • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Entirely seriously, the world would be a much better place if people defaulted to actually communicating what would be in such a proverbial instruction manual.

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