Comment on Anon has a boyfriend

• cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  How do you know what kind of oral to do, though? You just outed yourself as a terrible lover.

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  • funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    this is why we train on the Bop-It

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    • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Please do go easy on the ‘Twist It!’

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      • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        please don’t

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  • Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You figure it out when you get down there, it’s not that difficult.

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    • cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      So you do still care, youre just willing to wait for that information until the exact moment it applies.

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      • Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I think you’re taking this too seriously

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  • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    What.

    How does that logic work?

    They say they are bisexual.

    This implies they have had sexual encounters with both meat rods and meat flowers.

    … You know what to do based on … what shape the sexy time meat is in.

    … How is this complicated?

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    • cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It’s not but that does still elide a necessary decision fork and discernment.

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    • UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Just ask your partner for their instruction manual

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      • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Entirely seriously, the world would be a much better place if people defaulted to actually communicating what would be in such a proverbial instruction manual.

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