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• sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Ring.

  Ring.

  … Who is it?

  … Honey, who is testicular torsion, and why do want to talk to you?

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Why are they twisting my testicle and not my extra nips?

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    • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      … Extra nips?

      Are you… Scaramanga, from the Man with the Golden Gun?

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