Comment on Anon has a boyfriend

• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  please don’t

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  • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Ring.

    Ring.

    … Who is it?

    … Honey, who is testicular torsion, and why do want to talk to you?

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Why are they twisting my testicle and not my extra nips?

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      • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        … Extra nips?

        Are you… Scaramanga, from the Man with the Golden Gun?

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