Comment on Anon has a boyfriend

blarghly@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Memetically compatible solution:

  OP is a femboy.

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  • S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Result: Win

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• SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Glad I’m bisexual, cause I’d marry the fuck out of them. Not a care in the world for what’s in their pants.

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  • cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    How do you know what kind of oral to do, though? You just outed yourself as a terrible lover.

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    • funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      this is why we train on the Bop-It

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      • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Please do go easy on the ‘Twist It!’

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    • Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      You figure it out when you get down there, it’s not that difficult.

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      • cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        So you do still care, youre just willing to wait for that information until the exact moment it applies.

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    • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      What.

      How does that logic work?

      They say they are bisexual.

      This implies they have had sexual encounters with both meat rods and meat flowers.

      … You know what to do based on … what shape the sexy time meat is in.

      … How is this complicated?

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      • cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        It’s not but that does still elide a necessary decision fork and discernment.

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      • UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Just ask your partner for their instruction manual

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• Mim@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Fake: anon has a relationship
  Gay: anon ‘has’ a bf (there are no girls on the internet)

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