Glad I’m bisexual, cause I’d marry the fuck out of them. Not a care in the world for what’s in their pants.
Comment on Anon has a boyfriend
blarghly@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Fake: there are no girls on the internet Gay: anon isn’t a girl
SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
How do you know what kind of oral to do, though? You just outed yourself as a terrible lover.
funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
this is why we train on the Bop-It
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Please do go easy on the ‘Twist It!’
Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
You figure it out when you get down there, it’s not that difficult.
cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
So you do still care, youre just willing to wait for that information until the exact moment it applies.
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
What.
How does that logic work?
They say they are bisexual.
This implies they have had sexual encounters with both meat rods and meat flowers.
… You know what to do based on … what shape the sexy time meat is in.
… How is this complicated?
cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
It’s not but that does still elide a necessary decision fork and discernment.
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
Just ask your partner for their instruction manual
Mim@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Fake: anon has a relationship
Gay: anon ‘has’ a bf (there are no girls on the internet)
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Memetically compatible solution:
OP is a femboy.
S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Result: Win