Existential cowposting

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• IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  At this point, I’d even be willing to forgo the punishment, if they’d just stop fucking doing it.

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  • owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    That’s a worse punishment than what they’d otherwise get.

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• Typhoon@lemmy.ca ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  This is not a shitpost.

  Seriously. Prosecute them for crimes against humanity.

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• Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Wise, but unfortunately delicious.

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  • bigboitricky@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Cannibalism is on the table for them oil execs.

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    • shittydwarf@piefed.social ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It’s strange to think that eating one of them would be the greenest action you could ever take in your entire life and also the single most beneficial for all life on earth

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    • Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Is it cannibalism if I don’t consider them the same species as me?

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• Signtist@bookwyr.me ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  They’re not offering you 30% off a TV because they think you need it, they’re doing it because it benefits them, so they dress it up like it’s sometime you need so that you hopefully believe it. You only get what you need when you fight for it.

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• LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Ok, but how about 65inches of mac and cheese?

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• ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  It’s a very moot point.

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  • owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It’s like a cow’s opinion

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• switcheroo@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I agree with the cow.

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• Nomorereddit@lemmy.today ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Oil executives: " I will make it legal!"

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• LiveLM@lemmy.zip ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Ain’t shit I want to buy with a good discount anyway.

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