I fuckin paid for those

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• Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Never had this happen to me, but maybe it’s because I lean over the plate with my arms around it like a greedy dragon, teeth bared, daring anyone to try something.

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  • Pilon23@feddit.dk ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    youtu.be/rdzlI426vkE

    Steer clear of Australia, mate

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    • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Thanks, that was hilarious! I love the part where he takes the bottle straight out of the vending machine.

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• ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I usually give that look to the table on the other side of the restaurant that didn’t finish their fries and let the waitress take them to be thrown away in the trash.

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• TheBat@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Would cuddle that chonker

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  • Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    It is an adorable little chonk.

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    • general_kitten@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      chonklet

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• ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Why were there still uneaten fries? It’s kind of on you.

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  • 4am@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Oh I’m sorry bitch didn’t know there was a shot clock on these Jalapeño poppers, don’t mean you get a free throw

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Take it out on the waitress who got Jalapeño business and pilfered your poppers. Or should I say her poppers. Law of the jungle, survival of the fittest, finders keepers, etc.

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• sunoc@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  If not friend then why friend-shaped?

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• Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  This is what those in the eating business call a dick move.

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• etherphon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  On the other hand if there’s nothing on my plate you can feel free to take it you don’t need to ask, I probably won’t eat the plate.

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• _Nico198X_@europe.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  When Sifu takes away the Dragon Scroll…

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