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• AtariDump@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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• xxce2AAb@feddit.dk ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Yeah, I’m going to have to remember that one.

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• sirico@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  But I am right

  • Hargreeves, P. (2024). The Destide Doctrine: A Study in Eternal Correctness. Institute of Selective Evidence Publishing.

  • Aunt Marjorie of Destide (Ret.) — Family Group Chat Announcement: “Yeah he’s right, he said it loudly so it must be true.” Forwarded 17 times.

  • Uncle Kev’s Shed Think-Tank (UKSTT) — Workshop Bulletin #442: “After two pints we unanimously agreed Destide has never been wrong.”

  • Destide, B. (2023). Sibling Review of Arguments Lost (Zero Found). Journal of Brotherly Bias.

  • The Council of Mates Down the Pub (CMDP) — Verbal Report, 3:12pm: “Listen, if Destide says it, we back it. End of.”

  • Cousin Lenny’s Independent Verification Service — Quarterly Accuracy Audit: “We checked. He was right. Again. Weirdly.”

  • The Association of People Who Owe Destide Money (APWODM) — Statement of Support, 2022: “He’s correct. Please stop asking.”

  • Gran’s Annual Christmas Letter (2024 Edition): “Our Destide always knew better than the teachers.”

  • Professor Blenkinsop (Adjunct, Coffee Shop University) — Scribbled Napkin Review: “I literally have no idea what the debate was, but yes, he is right.”

  • The National Board of Selective Citations (NBSC) — Proclamation #208: “Accuracy confirmed, pending no further questions.”

  • Destide & Sons Ltd. (Fictitious) — Internal Memo: “Reminder: Always cite Destide as the primary authority.”

  • Mum’s Facebook Post (public by accident): “Proud of my boy Destide for being right on the internet again ❤️”

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• SARGE@startrek.website ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  “The fuck is you talkin about, I looked a buncha stuff up on my phone that’s research!”

  -majority of conservatives

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• Signtist@bookwyr.me ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  The people I’ve met who do their own “research” do so because they believe the scientific community as a whole is fake. They’d take great pride in not being published.

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• Pudutr0n@feddit.cl ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  “In a series of all caps facebook posts”

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• jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  The Journal of Facebook

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• ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Well. I’d rather not name the site, because I fear you wouldn’t understand.

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• inconel@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  It’s all negative data

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