Dutch

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• Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  It’s basically German and English when spoken simultaneously by a madman with too much spit.

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  • peshmerga@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    while drunk

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  • WanderingThoughts@europe.pub ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Other way around. English is German, Dutch and French thrown in the blender and left to ferment.

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  • rumschlumpel@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    And a cough!

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  • BorgDrone@feddit.nl ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Zeg makker (͡•_ ͡• )

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• Akasazh@feddit.nl ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Tbh this is a kind of toddler-speak, full of grammatical weird and would never actually appear on a train station message board, which is entirely the joke.

  But it has nothing to do with the actual dutch language. It’s akin to photoshopping the menu of a Chinese restaurant in chinlish and then using that to comment on the actual Chinese language.

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  • peshmerga@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I mean tho, dutch is pretty silly outside of this, e.g. “De Man is Dood”

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    • Akasazh@feddit.nl ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Oh absolutely. Our language is absurd even before you get into the mess of grammar and German-style glued up words.

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      stop trying to speak when you’re drunk, germans

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    • Aganim@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      “De man is dood”. We don’t capitalise nouns, only proper nouns like names and places (same as in English). Germans do, but that language is even weirder than ours. 😋

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• OpenStars@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The owo at the end is what really sells it:-)

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• yermaw@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Image

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• cypherpunks@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  here is a previous thread about this image with a discussion about how accurate this is

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• x00z@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  beter fwietsen

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