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• WanderingThoughts@europe.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Then you get the witching hour, when she’s asleep, relaxes, and all those farts escape.

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  • ButteryMonkey@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I’m the opposite. My witching hour is the hour after I wake up. Apparently I don’t fart in my sleep so I wake up inflated like a parade balloon. I greet the morning with my very own rendition of reveille.

    It used to be a big problem but my most recent partner was just like “just fart”, and then would giggle like a schoolboy every time I did, which took all the pressure off (literally and figuratively).

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    • burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      One of my favorite memories was kissing my partner, hard, because, well, we were really turned on, and there was a fart. We paused, I arched my eyebrow and a smile, back to the mad makeout session, and then I farted. It then became a game for the next ten minutes of who could fart while not stopping the liplocks.

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  • FenrirIII@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    My wife farts so loud sometimes that she startles herself awake

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    • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Is your wife a dog?

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• kubica@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Let it go, let it go Can't hold it back anymore

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• PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  But what if it’s a shart 💨💩😩

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  • krooklochurm@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Let your freedom fly

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• FreddiesLantern@leminal.space ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Looking by the hair braids/earrings I’m guessing this is from Werewolf the apocalypse (or the old French skirmish game “Confrontation” possibly?)

  Anyway this is meme perfection ❤️

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• j4k3@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  №℡

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  If you’re one of those people that tells someone to go to the bathroom just to fart, we can’t be friends.

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  aroo?

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• Crashumbc@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Although times are changing, this wasn’t just a him thing. This was strongly enforced by mothers and girlfriends, etc. also.

  I was talking to a friend about it. It was so bad in college in the eighties, her dorm had a communal bathroom for the floor. Girls wouldn’t poop if another girl was in there. They’d come back in the middle of the night

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