If you want to be classy and impress people

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• Mr_Fish@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “Dost thou desire to gaze upon mine phallus?”

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  • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    What woman could ever refuse to gaze upon it when asked that way?

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  • tkk13909@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Tis so much better when written this way!

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• supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Isn’t a dicketh the name for a ten point run in Cricket?

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  • arox@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I think you are confusing it with wicket.

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    • supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      You mean wicketh?

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• tkk13909@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  When e’r hear I their moronic chatter, I think to myself, “Why, oh mindless one, dost thou not know of the ‘est’ suffix”. T’would be so improved if only they knew a small bit more.

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  • vateso5074@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Hwæt?

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• rumschlumpel@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  dickeÞ

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• Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Is it bigguth?

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  • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Well at least above average

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• Akasazh@feddit.nl ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Whilst I do get tired of the idea that old English was pronounced that way, I still adore the fact that in TF2 medieval mode all chat was auto corrected to ‘faux medieval’.

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• Una@europe.pub ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Biggus Dickus

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• kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  do you want to invest in myeth rugpullcoin

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• elvith@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Wouldeth youeth liketh toeth seeth myeth dicketh?

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  • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    very impressed and how could I refuse at this point to see it

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