up and atom
They’ve come a long way. www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2014-11-25
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Submitted 1 day ago by Deceptichum@quokk.au to science_memes@mander.xyz
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up and atom
They’ve come a long way. www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2014-11-25
(click above link for full comic)
Since we’re nitpicking the atom thing, also Solomon didn’t split anything. He said cut the baby in half to see the reaction of the women to find out who the true mother was.
And even if his method wasn’t actually great for establishing that, it certainly unmasked one woman as a psycho who was unfit to be in society, let alone care for a child
Yes, yes YES we know, atomic fission doesn’t work that way. This isn’t reddit, people in Lemmy can like, read and stuff.
If you don’t know the story, two women were arguing over which one was the real mother of a baby. Solomon said, “OK, I’ll cut it in half. Everybody happy?”
One woman was like, fine, do it. The other went to screeching. Solomon concluded the second woman was the real mother.
And that’s where the term “nuclear option” came from!
Lol I saw the nuke first and was like: wtf, then I read the rest of it and I lol’ed.
up and at them!
midribbon_action@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
Splitting a heavy U-235 atom, given perfect conversion to electricity, could power a 1 Watt nightlight for around 7.5x10^-13 seconds
Vince@lemmy.world 1 day ago
This was just the question I wanted answered
midribbon_action@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
One could say I gave you what you Watt-ed.
otter@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
Maybe they had trouble hitting that atom, and decided to surround with many other U-235 atom before trying the splits
turdcollector69@lemmy.world 1 day ago
That’s forever in Planck time
nomecks@lemmy.wtf 21 hours ago
They’re fighting over an atom, they’re probably not that big
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
Life is unfair.
deegeese@sopuli.xyz 1 day ago
How many tons of TNT is that?
thatKamGuy@sh.itjust.works 18 hours ago
Around 7.66 x10^-3^ nanograms