Keeping that MFer on its toes

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• i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I always think of this when someone tells me to water my plants regularly and not always let them dry out and subsequently overwater the shit out of them to compensate.

  No, motherfucker, we live in uncertain times.

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  • Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    That’s why I love succulents. Thriving on neglect is what I need out of a plant.

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  • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    ironically this is close enough to what you should do, just with the minor detail that you should let them only barely dry out.

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• Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I drink unsweetened tea and diet cola all day, I don’t know what my body is complaining about. You know what, fine here’s half a jar of peanut butter on a pop tart!

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• EditsHisComments@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  No no no, it’s called intermittent fasting

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• capuccino@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  this is exactly what happened today. I’m wasted

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  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    No no no. You drank 4 bottles of tequilla! Thats not the same thing. Also, stop walking on the ceiling!

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• Macchi_the_Slime@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I don’t even know what’s coming. Sometimes I just look up and it’s been 16 hours since I last ate anything and I simply must C O N S U M E

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  • Devjavu@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    16 hours is still pretty healthy actually. There should be a prolonged period of not eating.

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    • Macchi_the_Slime@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I wouldn’t call it healthy if the reason that you notice you haven’t eaten is because you’re shaking due to low blood sugar because the last thing you ate was like a pop tart at 6am and it’s now 10pm.

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• Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Me with my sweet sweet petrol snack

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